Harper: Okay, remember we could get a fucking turnip elected in this riding if we slapped a PC sticker on it. You're the turnip we chose so enjoy!
Sopuck; Yes Steve.
Harper: Guns and Crime, that's all you gotta talk about. Got it?
Sopuck: Yes Steve.
Harper: Don't talk about nothing else, got it?
Sopuck: Yes Steve.
Harper: If somebody asks you about the rigged nomination - just talk about Guns & Crime.
Sopuck: Yes Steve.
Harper: If somebody asks you about the Indians... err... First Nations, just bring it around to Guns & Crime... okay?
Sopuck: Yes Steve.
Harper: Your riding is one of the least diverse and most poorly educated parts of the country - so just talk about Guns and Crime; Crime and Guns; Guns and Guns; Crime and Crime; Guns and Crime... nothing else. Got it?
Sopuck: Yes Steve.
Harper: We're gonna have Shelly give you our PC mind-shrink indoctrination. Just do as she does. Absolutely incapable of self-generating a singular critical thought on any issue, she's exactly what we look for at PC Central. Follow her lead and you'll be fine. Got it?
Sopuck: Yes Steve.
Harper: Any questions?
Sopuck: {dead silence}... err... Nope.
Harper: Good, that's the way I like it.
Spuck: Yes Steve.
