Winnipeg is officially "Katzville": And like its mayor, Katzville is sick!

"To wrap up the speech, the mayor assured the crowd that Winnipeg is well on its way to economic growth." Err, ... thanks Global TV, you mindless parrots! Here, try these Free Press interpretations of his State of the City address instead - they got it right:

Mayor Katz "... was avoiding the larger question about the need for a new political and economic relationship between the city and the province." AND, "... did not mention this is a city that right now does not produce enough revenue to pay its bills."

Clearly, here in the "Katzville" all is not well. But you wouldn't know it if the only person you ever listened to was the bespectacled moron who, sadly, is our very own Hizzoner. To hear him say it, Katzville (formerly a city called Winnipeg) is on the precipice of greatness!

Yes sirree, we are "World Class"! But only if one defines "world class" as: making a bogus announcement of hosting the big-game; having one newfangled cop-chopper in the sky; and not being able to pay one's bills or live up to one's promises. Yep, Mayor Katz, by those standards we are indeed world class! World class all the way baby! Err, that is, if you're comfortable being mayor of a town that sees 48,000 of its citizens having to rely on food banks! Yep, aside from hunger and a myriad of other human issues that you have failed to address here in Katzville, we are, indeed, world class Mr. Mayor - a "world class" failure in the making!

Manitoba's Bill 35: "A slap in the face"? "Don't go there"

Manitoba's Bill 35 - the Municipal Conflict of Interest and Campaign Financing Act.

"In a bid to stimulate confidence in municipal politics, Intergovernmental Affairs Minister Steve Ashton unveiled legislation Tuesday that seeks to ban union and corporate contributions to municipal election campaigns."

As some have noted, this really isn't a bad idea at all. After all, it will "improve transparency and accountability in municipal government.".

Today we read that the most vociferous critic of the legislation, Winnipeg Mayor Sam Katz, is now back-peddling on his earlier condemnation of the proposed law by calling it an "innocuous document". So then, if this is how the Mayor Katz really feels towards Bill 35, why did His Petulance throw such a royal hissy fit earlier this week when the "laudable, necessary reforms" were announced?

'For the province to jump into this, when ... we're looking for revenue…[I told them] this will cause a real ruckus at City Hall; don't go there.'—Sam Katz, Winnipeg mayor - CBC.ca

"I told them point-blank this was a slap in the face to city council..." the mayor said. - Winnipeg Free Press

Huh, "a slap in the face"? "Don't go there"? Where does Mayor Katz, get off sounding like such a loser? Such a victim? Surely, something is amiss? Or maybe, just maybe, it is the following aspect of the new law that really rubs him the wrong way, the one that will require:

... all municipalities to establish a code of conduct and conflict-of-interest rules for municipal employees. The rules must include prohibiting employees from: using information not available to the public and obtained through their job to further their private interests; or; using their position to try to influence a decision that would further their private interests.

Maybe this is what Katz sees as a true "slap in the face"? Maybe he sees this clause as a threat; as a barrier that will undermine his ability to conduct his business as usual. Maybe, that's why his shrill voice was warning the Province "don't go there"? After all, in this city, it's always about him first - the people second.

But don't worry Mayor Katz, you keep telling 'em! You go girlfriend! Whine and then back-peddle all you want. Say whatever you wish. Just be aware that most Winnipeg voters see nothing wrong with the new bill. Further, we cannot help but be suspicious of anyone, especially OUR MAYOR, whose knee-jerk reaction to the proposed legislation would leave us with less accountability and less transparency at his City Hall!




FYI - In a totally unrelated aside:
Subject: Re: Origin of "don't go there"?

"In the mid-to-late '70s, ... "Don't go there" was in common use among gay yuppies then. Sometimes it was extended into "You don't wanna go there, girlfriend." I don't recall encountering the phrase in the mainstream until the '90s, ... By this time I suspect that the hip gay guys in Chicago wouldn't have been caught dead saying such a thing."

ARSE-O-theWeek: Sam Katz

[as originally posted 01/02/09 on my formerly free thinking blog http://tworippingarseholes.blogspot.com/ ]

Oh, you bridge-building mayor you! Who opines his city councillors "are not doing the right thing" when they oppose him; who calls them "hypocrites" and accuses them of "not telling the truth."

Congratulations Winnipeg Mayor Sam Katz - you are Arse-O-the Week!

Okay, we know this is strictly an inside the frigid 'beltway' story. But sometimes, the big hairy arse turns out to be the gorilla in your midst. So, what has Winnipeg's Krafty Katz done to merit this award?

Well, to be clear, it has nothing to do with his propensity to deny we citizens access to the results of taxpayer-funded polls. No, it has nothing to do with that. Also, it has nothing to do with his reversing his position on Winnipeg's rapid transit system after his tenure has so far been practically defined by his opposition to the project. No, it has nothing to do with that.

Also, it has nothing to do with the fact that his private business transactions and questionable dealings repeatedly get in the way of governing. So much so that it recently, distracted "city council from its normal business for almost a month." Nope, nothing to do with that. Nor is it because he rejects a standard solution to this problem because he believes (as a fellow frogger blogger said): that "a blind trust — an actual legal structure — is 'unadulterated nonsense'."

It's not even because his professional baseball team has just avoided having to pay more than $300,000 in outstanding interest to a former government sponsored Investment Fund because, as Katz claimed, their was a phantom deal "that forgave ... hundreds of thousands of dollars in interest on two loans." Too bad, so sad, there was no "written agreement" - it made things very tough on the Queen's Bench official who ruled in Sam's favour "despite the inconsistencies in the evidence" surrounding the "alleged agreement."

And we didn't even consider his shameless promotion of minor business news, out of all proportion to its real impact on our daily lives. (e.g. "There's no doubt there are many Winnipeggers that are jumping for joy and are excited beyond the excitement they might have for a birthday, an anniversary or winning the Lotto 6/49. People love IKEA, there's no question about that.")

And it is definitely not because of the sordid details of his messy divorce and "about putting (his) wife on the payroll, about nannies’ salaries and so on” which have become easy fodder for the press.

Finally, to be absolutely clear, it is not because he is Jewish. We Two Arseholes firmly believe that one's faith has no bearing on their capacity to rise to the level of supreme Arseholed-ness.

Here's how he has risen to that level:

First elected in 2004, he said he entered politics because he 'believed' he "could do a much better job than the politicians that were running." Well, 'belief' is a funny thing - and sometimes one's 'belief' it is just plain wrong. Since taking office, this self-proclaimed non-politician has demonstrated a striking inability to govern for all citizens. Rather, intent on preserving the primacy of the business-elite, Katz governs from the right, for the right, because (don't ya know) he is always "right". As another local blogger noted, Katz's "not a politician" claim simply doesn't ring true. More accurately, said another, Katz should have claimed he is "not a GOOD politician."

Katz doesn't play well with others and (as a local hack highlights) he is prone to Dubya moments of disconnect. Asked if he had any failures in 2008 Katz said: "I can't think of a specific failure, per se. If there's one that you have in mind, please let me know."

Here's one. Recently he said: "Who knows what next year will bring" - well it is our sad duty to report that next year is now here. Today we go to the City Clerk's Department website to see what the Executive Policy Committee is up to these days. Hmmm..let's see: a meeting of this Star Chamber is scheduled for Thursday, January 8th (6 days from now) and as of this late Friday posting there is as yet no agenda posted. No agenda? No agenda! Sam has no agenda?

Of course he does - it's just not one the public will swallow. Working to concentrate power and wealth in the hands of your friends among the business elite is hardly a civic agenda. It is, of course, a plan - a class plan, if you will.

Katz once reflected how, as children, he and his brother "called each other all sorts of names in Yiddish". We don't know Yiddish and our vocabulary is limited, but we think ARSEHOLE fits 'His Honour' right now. The "agony" that his tenure has wrought far outweighs the collective "ecstacy" that's for sure.

A third term for a man who once said "two terms is enough for me"?

Oy Gevalt!