Hey Baird! Kiss your Mommy with that mouth?

As reported, jumbo-headed John Baird has employed the basest of language while speaking to the merit's of Toronto's application for infrastructure funds.

One wonders, between his ongoing lip lock on Harpo's ass and his penchant for profaning his opponents, how he manages to make time to kiss his loved ones?

As Harpo's pit-bull, maybe he is finding himself unable to express anything other that vitriol?

Maybe, he has no time for normal kinship and intimacy? And, maybe, that explains his bitter, bitter, language and the sour aftertaste it is leaving in our collective mouths... SOAP PLEASE!