Showing posts with label Prime Minister. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Prime Minister. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Shuffling a Bad Deck - Harpo promotes two Elderly Parrots


Say what you will about Primo Harpo and his new cabinet shuffle - one thing's for sure - you can't accuse the man of either ageism or anti-birdism!

At 67 and 68 respectively, Peter Kent and Julia Fantino are just what the PC doctor ordered: Parrots-par-excellence from the right area code who appeal to an older, crochety, malleable demographic that is essential to Harpo & Co.'s fortunes if they hope to secure a majority.

Between them, these two Yes-Men have probably had so many prostate exams that they will hardly notice when the dark hand of the PMO inserts itself into the appropriate orifice and makes them speak bullshit to the populous.

If a deck of cards is rotten, fixed, and skewed from the beginning no amount of shuffling will ever change it's marked colours. Nice try Harpo - "onward and downward" as usual.


[n.b. Clarification - I have nothing against the beautiful birds pictured above. But I do hold against aper's, mimic's, Yes-Men, and parroting arseholes!]

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

"Under the Leadership of ..." CHRIST GIVE IT A BREAK ALREADY!

Anybody care to guess what phrase is really starting to rub my Fat Arse'd hemorrhoids the wrong way? Read on, see if you can guess?

Canada Invests in Vancouver's Iconic Science World

Market Wire (press release) - ‎6 hours ago‎
"Under the leadership of Prime Minister Stephen Harper, our Government is delivering on infrastructure projects that will stimulate local economies and ...

Canada's Economic Action Plan Is Delivering Timely and Targeted Stimulus Funds

Gov Monitor - ‎Oct 14, 2009‎
Under the leadership of Prime Minister Stephen Harper, our Government is stimulating the economy and creating jobs.” Today's investment, through the ...

Highway 22 upgrade funding

Whitecourt Star - Don Perdue - ‎Oct 14, 2009‎
Under the leadership of Prime Minister Stephen Harper, our government is getting shovels in the ground and flowing money faster to stimulate the economy ...

New Kakisa River Bridge Opens to Traffic

Canada Views - ‎Oct 6, 2009‎
Our Government, under the leadership of Prime Minister Stephen Harper, recognizes that investments in infrastructure will create jobs, stimulate our economy ...

Chabad of Vancouver Recipient of $1.2 Million Government Grants

Lubavitch.com - Dvora Lakein - ‎Oct 7, 2009‎
Under the leadership of Prime Minister Stephen Harper, the Government of Canada is proud to invest in the renovation of the Lubavitch Center through ...

Port Metro Vancouver to receive millions for infrastructure projects

Canadian Transportation & Logistics - ‎Sep 30, 2009‎
Under the leadership of Prime Minister Stephen Harper, our government is investing in new port projects today as part of our larger plan to create local ...

Canada-Ontario Partnership to Revitalize Downtown Niagara Falls Streetscape

PR-CANADA.net (press release) - ‎Sep 28, 2009‎
"Under the leadership of Prime Minister Stephen Harper, our Government is investing in projects that get shovels in the ground to stimulate the economy and ...

Economic Action Plan Gets Shovels in the Ground Across Nova Scotia

PR-CANADA.net (press release) - ‎Sep 25, 2009‎
"Under the leadership of Prime Minister Stephen Harper, our government is stimulating the economy and creating jobs," said Minister MacKay. ...

Government of Canada Invests in Construction and Relocation of Gallery Lambton

PR-USA.net (press release) - ‎Oct 3, 2009‎
"Under the leadership of Prime Minister Stephen Harper, our Government's Economic Action Plan is delivering funding for cultural infrastructure projects ...

AND ON, AND ON, AND ON, it goes ...

Canada Launches $1-Billion Green Infrastructure Fund"Under the leadership of Prime Minister Stephen Harper, our Government is targeting investments in green infrastructure to stimulate the economy and improve ... www.earthtimes.org/.../canada-launches-1-billion-green-infrastructure-fund,842421.shtml - Cached - Similar

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Hey Harpo & co.! Fuck we get it already. Harpo is the Primo! But Christ Almighty, I believe this is what is commonly known as ad nauseum. Somebody, hey somebody please ... pretty please(?)... fuck'en make this stop!




Friday, August 21, 2009

Harpo's World and Tourism: Talk about a disconnect!

[Atlantic OnLine, August 21, 2009]


Harpo: “Tourism is an increasingly important industry ... in every region of our country ...,” said the Prime Minister. “Our Economic Action Plan makes several major investments to strengthen this vital sector.”

Bahwahhahaha!

Globe & Mail: "... June numbers showing that travel to Canada from the United States fell to its lowest level since Statistics Canada started tracking cross-border trips in 1972."

Hey Harpo - your lame ass Tory PR game is getting tired. So excuse me while I (yet again) blow more incredulous snot out my nose because of your empty tactics. Facts and figures not going your way? "Oh, don't worry," your minions say, "we'll just do a news release that pretends otherwise."

Jesus! Give us a break!

“Our Economic Action Plan makes several major investments to strengthen this vital sector”??

Sorry, can you say that again? It's the third week of August asshole!

“As Canadians, we must set aside our modesty and do all we can to sell the amazing tourist experiences that exist in our own backyard." Shouldn't you have been all over this file BEFORE the season began? Exactly how has YOUR government's Economic Action Plan helped so far? Did you coordinate a national 'sell' program with the provinces that we are unaware of? Did Tourism Canada really take the lead in trying to attract more US visitors here this summer? Well... (numbers to contrary) did it?

Evidence, please?

Please, give us some e'ffn evidence!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Is this the Age of Limp Dick Politic? Harpo's Big Five-O


*** Language warning! ***
Be Advised - this post does NOT include any of the following words: cock, dick, prick - and/or variations - dick-prick, dick-cock, prick-dick, or cock-dick-prick (?) BUT, it does contain the words sperm and Tory!


Holy dangling testicles Batman - amid a gaggle of fantastically flaccid plastic Flamingos - Harpo turned Five-O!

Now firmly in the middle of that male demographic that routinely suffers from Aging Male Syndrome (AMS), one can but wonder what will happen if Hard-on Harpo turns out to be one of those males between 35-65
whose body starts producing "less testosterone"?

Uh, oh! There's no way that would bode well for our body politic.

Yipes!

One can only imagine the ways in which our national polity will suffer should our Master-ba-Tory PM start experiencing problems maintaining his "sperm production ... sex drive and hair on the body."

Worse yet! Should he also start to suffer from all the attendant symptoms like "loss in muscle mass, weight gain, trouble sleeping, loss of energy, erection problems, memory loss, osteoporosis and/or depression" that sees his stress levels get "in the way of regular sleeping patterns"- well then, there is no way we can reasonably expect the man will ever soften (i.e. politically) his attitudes or tact.

One need only look to other historically testosterone deprived leaders to see what the end result will be - Diefenbaker anyone?

Faced with AMS in the 60s, Dief's quest for absolute power became all-consuming. Like Harpo, he could not repress the desire for a political re-erection at any cost. Whether, it was borne solely of Dief's need to compensate for his AMS, coupled his sense of growing political impotence, we will never know. But, if history is to be our guide, no good can come from a leader who is aware of his own constitutional limpness.

A limper-pettier-Harpo is bad for all. A man apt to throw caution to the wind at the best of times, one can only imagine what a desperately dysfunctional Harpo will resort to once his own principle organ starts going limp, misfiring, or running amiss. Further, his desire to the penetrate the psyche of the voters is likely to see him (again) opt for that scorched earth policy that befriends all insecure pol's. Of one thing we can be sure, his coming attempt to appeal to his base and engorge its membership with visions of an erect Tory Tower of Babel that speaks but one language ( a language of division) is all but assured - and in the process our lives will become a living hell.

Quick, somebody get this 50-year-old Tory man some Viagra - lest he become even more of a pol with lesser promise than our collective pot warrants.