Showing posts with label futility. Show all posts
Showing posts with label futility. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

WELCOME to WINNIPEG! Errr... we have Taxis... (barely)

It was reported that the President of one of the two Winnipeg Taxi companies planning to pull ALL THEIR CABS OFF THE ROAD because of a dispute with the Taxi Board really and truly felt "sorry about the plight of the people of Winnipeg". However, he still told his drivers to "go home and relax" because his company was "willing to wait" to get what it wants from a Taxicab Board that, he says, "chose not to (compromise)." Hmmm, I don't know about you, but that didn't really sound all that sorry to me(?)

Can you imagine all the passengers arriving fatigued, cranky, and rushed at Winnipeg's Airport today hoping to hail cab only to be told ... sorry, you're shit out of luck. Fact is, 90% of all Winnipeg cabs were almost unavailable today. On the upside though, with our windchill right now only making it feel like -22 at least the 15 minute wait for the bus wouldn't have been life threatening when compared to last week's -40 windchill! Welcome to Winnipeg - an absurd wee corner of the world like no other!

A town almost without cabs, our new tourism slogan might have read: "Winnipeg - a visit you'll never forget, ... for all the wrong reasons!"

UPDATE: 8:00am - Just heard on CBC news that the Province has stepped in and done something (maybe blown somebody?) to get the Taxi companies to keep their cars on the road. That the situation should have deteriorated to the extent that the Province had to step in is ridiculous. The fact that our archaic Taxicab Board, and the equally archaic and usury Taxi oligopoly (i.e. Duffy's & Unicity) even still exist is a problem that should be dealt with - and dealt with soon. Neither the Board nor the cab companies deserve to continue on as they have. The Board should immediately flood the market with 200 more taxi licenses to break the oligopoly and then it should drop its heavy-handed stance on mandatory cab shields.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

This Is What a Failure Looks Like

12-17-09 - Update on the original post below. Go figure?


Winnipeg Blue Bombers 2009 season record:

7 wins - 11 loses

Need we say more?

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Winnipeg Blue Bomber Coach - you sir are a putz!

Dear Winnipeg Blue Bomber Coach:

Mr. Kelly, heard you say tonight in the post game show that we must "Believe"? We must believe??? With respects sir - tonight I believe I paid too much to watch a desperate team with a horrific case of OLED (Offensive Line Erectile Dysfunction). It was a shameful and painful event to witness. Were it not for the D-Line I would have left at half-time. Jesus, tonight I spent more time booing my own team than quaffing ales - and that sir, just in case you are unsure, that is always a bad sign!

Christ, when the biggest cheers of the night are for the two drunken hammerhead losers who ran onto the field and then evaded Stadium Security by jumping over the 16 ft South barrier fence... well then you know you've got a problem. LeFors threw for just 30 yards Reid only ran for 32! At the end of the third quarter, Winnipeg had just two first downs and 73 net yards. Total offense for the night = SUCKAGE!

New system? New personnel? 'Everybody's gotta' believe'? Gimme a break you petulant arrogant fuck! You had a training camp to work these issues out. If I wanna see only eight first downs by the home team in an entire e'ffn game I go to my 10 year old son's flag football games in the spring. At least their offense has heart, their QB has an arm ... and, most importantly of all, the receiver's know how to run their routes. Tonight's travesty rests solely with the coaching. I do not blame all our boys on the O-line for this disaster... because clearly the coaching is inept.

A bloody disgraceful display! Mr. Kelly, thanks to you, my 10 year old turned to me tonight on the drive home & said quietly: "Dad, I'm not cheering for Winnipeg anymore. I don't wanna come to anymore games unless Montreal is here." Well done asshole - now he's a Montreal fan!

Coach Kelly you will find below the particulars of my Ticketmatster's account for tonight's game: trust you will contact me via email regarding a refund. After all, I was lured to the Winnipeg Stadium (yet again) under false pretenses - I was promised a game - not a Gong Show!

Sincerely,
One Lone and disgusted Fat Arse




Winnipeg Blue Bombers vs. Toronto Argonauts
Canad Inns Stadium, Winnipeg, MB
07/24/09 - 06:30 PM

Charge Summary

Item Charge

Tickets

ADULT Tickets
Total Convenience Charge(s)
CA $53.00 x 2
CA $4.75 x 2

Total Building Facility Charge(s)
CA $2.00 x 2
JYOUTH Tickets
Total Convenience Charge(s)
CA $17.00 x 2
CA $2.75 x 2

Total Building Facility Charge(s)
CA $2.00 x 2
TicketFast®
(includes Order Processing Fee)
CA $5.50

TOTAL CHARGES
CA $168.50

Billing Information

Customer Name Card Type Charge Last 4 Digits Billing Address
Fat Arse VISA CA $168.50 XXXX
101 Disgustville Dr.