Showing posts with label bias. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bias. Show all posts

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Stupidest Headline I've Read today!

CTV Headline: "PM doesn't favour U.S. fee for Canadians"

Again CTV News is using it's media platform to try to paint Stephen Harper in the best possible light. Christ, their headline is absurd!

Of course, Harpo (no matter how little integrity he may actually have) cannot, and will not, support the levying of fees on Canadians traveling to the US. After all, that would be akin to him coming out in "favour" of an unnecessary purchase of an over-priced new and unproven fighter jet! Wouldn't it?

A freaking no-brainer this story is not news! Only a moron PM would "favour" it! The real CTV headline should have read: "Harpo can only manage to opine that the US proposed fee on Canadian travelers is not 'useful'!"

Thursday, February 12, 2009

ARSE-O-theWeek: His Holiness


[as originally posted 12/26/08 on my formerly free thinking blog http://tworippingarseholes.blogspot.com/ ]

So what has
"God's rottweiler", Pope Benedict XVI, done to win this Arse-O-theWeek award?

Well, not much really - if you disregard his pre-Christmas calculated affronts to the dignity of homosexual persons stemming from his assertion that humankind needs "saving" from homosexuality, the way the rainforests need saving from being raped and pillaged. Aside from that, not much.

Of course, attacking God's gay flock is de rigueur for this Pontiff. After all, he's already on the record saying homosexuality is a "gateway" practice that leads to "intrinsic moral evil". So really, nothing new here. But to engage in this kinda crap three days before Christmas? Jesus, that was poor form - even for a Christian.

Couldn't Benny have just embraced the spirit of the season and left it at that? Did he have to spew his antiquated views on the morality of adult sexual behaviour? I mean, if somebody like Smart Arse wants to have a long term relationship with his 'Blow-up Betty' doll what is it to me? Well, apparently such behaviour bothers the 'Presider' who oversees easily the most draconian and hateful anti-gay policy of any church. And it should surprise nobody that he chose to vent this Christmas even though his own complicity in covering up the abuse of children makes these particular attacks on the dignity of homosexuals all the more repulsive.

Now his defenders will say we are wrong, that he has amor omnibus idem. Maybe so. But professing one's 'love for all' does not excuse a fanatical preoccupation with demonizing fags. [n.b. Smart Arse believes we shouldn't say 'fags'. I, Fat Arse, don't believe it's an issue, but admit I've been wrong before!]

What's important here is how the Pope's "end-of-year speech" used dogma to damn the 'other'. By saying gender theory blurred the distinction between male and female, Benedict willfully wandered into marginal social theory territory to cloak his bigotry. Calling for "an ecology of the human being" to protect mankind "from self-destruction" was mere obfuscation of his main point: that fags need not apply for acceptance into the Pope's mythical Kingdom of Heaven. Nice.

Some find it appalling that Pope Benedict XVl can somehow equate his dislike for homosexuality with the ecological crisis that threatens the planet. And, they say, if only he knew a little science, he would realize we are born with our sexual orientation. But what are we to expect from a cloistered old man. He is a staunch defender of conservative theology who has an abiding hatred for progressive movements dating back to the 1950s. He believes Vatican II went too far. He campaigns against liberation theology because it is too close to Marxism, and (as if there is any difference between the two!) he cannot stand the possibility of religion being subordinated to political ideology.

An unfettered 'retrenchment artist', building bridges is not this mortal man's strong-suit. In 2000, he wrote that other Christian denominations were not true churches, because, unlike the Catholic Church, they are unable to offer the “means of salvation.” In July 2007, he tried to reassert the primacy of the Roman Catholic Church when he approved a Vatican release saying Orthodox Churches were "defective" because they do not recognize his Holiness's primacy(?).

Not content to limit his indictments to only the 'faux' Christian organizations, in 2006, Peppy Benny enflamed Muslims in speech in which he quoted a Byzantine emperor as calling Islam "evil and inhuman." Of course, just like a habitual wife-abuser, he later apologized, claiming he was misunderstood and he dutifully promised never to do it again. But most egregious of all was his recent opposition to a proposed UN declaration, backed by all 27 European Union states, calling for an end to the practice of criminalizing and punishing people for their sexual orientation. Again, nice!

A frigid warrior, relentless in his persecution of the Gay Community, Pope Benedict, has said he may relax the Church's ban on condoms to allow their use by people infected with HIV. Wow. Mighty big of him. Too bad the church continues to condemn the use of condoms by people before they get get HIV!

As some Catholic publications defend his assertion that the human race is... imperiled by gay and lesbian families, and some say the hubbub is little more than the "usual" anti-Benedict brigade ... spewing out their vile hatred for this wonderful Pope that God has blessed us with - We, with respects, beg to differ.

And while any arsehole can decry the obvious - the Pope's subsequent Christmas message of "hope" (his "Urbi et Orbi") seems shallow when juxtaposed against his message from 72 hours earlier. Indeed, it is sad to think that with everything going on in the world today that what keeps the pope awake at night is the idea that human beings might be able to seek out their own sexual identity to have a happy life. And for that, we have decided that this petty-Pope is deserving of our Arse-O-theWeek award.

God-bless and Happy New Year!

Help they're being repressed!

[as originally posted 12/17/08 on my formerly free thinking blog http://tworippingarseholes.blogspot.com/ ]

Looks like the Freep brain trust has discovered the mythical "Other" of Manitoba society. The Aboriginal population? Nope - of all things, they stumbled upon the plight of the peasantry.


Following Jen Skerritt's trenchant analysis of the latest Probe poll (it's a "dead heat," - except that everything is exactly the same because it does not matter one itty-bitty bit), the Freep's editors managed to crap this gem:

...a majority of Manitobans live within or around the city's limits. The other, the rest of Manitoba except for the sparsely populated North, endures under the tyranny of the urban majority
Are they serious? Where have these dingbats been for the last half century? Did they sleep through History 101 and miss all that industrial revolution stuff, the Enlightenment thingy and the inexorable march of progress that our (white, male) forefathers started us on? The Freep goes on to say we should be worried about this, what with the:

...sharp urban-rural split....[and] deep malaise which Mr. Doer's government appears unwilling to address
What exactly is the malaise that the Freep is lamenting - the sad fortunes of the Tory party? Or are we being asked to pine for a simpler time of the early prairie pastoral farmer marked by sweat & toil, a shorter life-expectancy, illiteracy and outhouses? Is our bastion of the fourth estate really bemoaning the shift from a rural to urban society? Really, is that what their doing? That's like fretting over the end of slavery, grieving over the success of the suffragists, and decrying the advent of modern communication devices (especially that thing called a computer - that sounds pure evil).


And what exactly is the Premier supposed to "address"? This thing called history? By doing what exactly?

Perhaps the pointy foreheads at the Freep have been brushing up on their Maoism and have dreams of reversing this whole urbanization fad through some kind of
rural industrialization scheme?


Or, does the Freep simply want a return to the days before 1969's Electoral Divisions Act abolished "the old seven-to-four urban-rural ratio"[1.] that gave the small town peasantry a disproportionate voice in the Legislature? Would they have us believe that turning back the clock is the solution to today's "sharp rural-urban split"? Are they counselling wee-genius-Hughie to introduce the private members bill that will make it so? Guess that would save him the bother of trying to expand his narrow base!

Dear Freep editors, your lament is laughable, please meet history's dustbin - clearly you two have never met.

[1.] see Winnipeg Free Press, "Bills: Some Pass Many Don't", May 23, 1969; Nelson Wiseman, Social Democracy in Manitoba, (1983) p.121. Also see a young Gord Mackintosh's article where he noted: " Representation in the Assembly used to reflect a significant rural bias. In 1952, some members cited the example of six urban votes in Kildonan-Transcona equalling one rural vote in St. George. Even after Manitoba pioneered an independent electoral boundaries commission in 1955, a 7 to 4 rural voter advantage was established as a parameter for the commission's redistribution. The CCF leader, Lloyd Stinson, once asked the House, "Why should four housewives in Portage la Prairie be equal to seven in Brandon?'''

Winnipeg Free Press: A Tawdry Rag

[as originally posted 12/08/08 on my formerly free thinking blog http://tworippingarseholes.blogspot.com/ ]

Good to know the language of the Winnipeg Free Press' editors has stayed above all the name-calling and hyperbole so rife in political circles these days. Not.

Still reeling from Saturday's Freep editorial, we two arses are now grappling with the fact that one of us may not be an "average Canadian". Apparently, anyone able to use "sophisticated arguments" in favour of a coalition is not an "average" citizen, while anyone who backs the idea of the "toxically offensive" coalition is guilty of aiding and abetting those who would "usurp power".

Wow.

Between us it now means one arsehole is treasonous (Fat Arse) while the other (Smart Arse) is on the right side of the divide. That each individual has a right to a political opinion used to be common wisdom among us. It never occurred to us that taking one side versus the other would mean one of us was no longer "average"?

To add insult to injury, Smart Arse has childishly seized on the Freep's dichotomy and now avers that Fat Arse is not just no longer "average" but is now, in fact, below average. As you might guess this has caused some undue tension at our own recent editorial meeting here at Two Ripping Arseholes. One can only imagine the negative effect it is having on the debate across the city and across the land.

Way to go Freep!

One of we arseholes (the newly anointed below average one) suggests the editors take Saturday's lame editorial rallying cry, "Three cheers for average Canadian citizens", and shove it where the sun don't shine. [n.b. The other arsehole is laughing too hard to have any opinion on the matter.]

If the Freep editorial board feels it must demonize readers who hold different views than its board to make its point, then it is little more than a tawdry rag. Be advised Freep, one of us will now only be using your rag to wipe his "sophisticated" average arse; after which Smart Arse will be free to read it. It is hoped that Smart Arse will, in future, be able to glean more from your opinions given they will now be coming to him with a bit of ... errr... extra context.

p.s. does anybody know if newsprint ink is poisonous and does anybody know how to flush this stuff when Smart Arse finishes reading it?