On mini-orgasms, Mulroney, and other minor matters...

Ohhhh, what a surprise! Ohhhh, talk about unexpected.

This morning, half awake, java in hand, smoke at the ready, I suddenly found myself having a mini-orgasm! And, ohhhh, what an orgasm it was. You see, as is my wont, I fired up my Hal this morning, checked my homepage (you know, to ensure all is not lost before the day begins), and then I clicked over to my regular news haunts.

click, ... go Pens!

click, ... agreed, enough already!

click, ... frickin' flaccid Flaherty!

click, ... yeah? You better be ready Mister!

click,... onto Mulroney, WTF! Bastard!

click... Oh my! Oh my, what do we have here?

Ohh, (titter-titter) what issss this? Oh, it's an indescribably sexy and beauteous image. Oh my, my screen is alive with oomph. Wow! ... Oh my!

Ahhh (drool, drool)... ahhh, it's so appealing, so enticing, ... oh, look at its new clean lines and new font! Oh, so alluring! So usable... and, and, it's itimized new bullet nipples ... errr.... I mean, bullet points... oh, they are so crisp, ... so succinct... sooo erotic!

Oh Christos! Oh, my goodness gracious! Oh, I do believe I am getting a methaphorical hard-on! Suddenly I feel tingly all over!

Ohhh, must see more... CLICK .... and more .... CLICK .... ohhh, is it just me or is it getting hot in here? Ahhh, oh, it so much reminds me of this .... ohhhh...

Oh Glory!

Tis but the kind website one dares but dream of in Canada .... ooohhh... ahhhhh... ohhhh.... ahhhh... ohhhhhh ... ahhhhhhh, oh, ah, oh, ah, oh, ah ........ oohhhhhhhh ...... AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Oh, wow, ... ahem...

Oh that was amazing ... ahem... gee... mmm [awkward pause] ... hey folks, sorry about that... really... sorry.

Wow, now I'm weak all over.

Gawd I need a post-coital cig .... (Zippo- spark- inhale) ahhh ... whew, again, wow!

Thank-you Globe & Mail; I needed that.

Kudos on your new web format. Now if you could only do something about Rex Murphy!